The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made (2004)

The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made (2004) DVD cover

director Brandon Christopher
viewed: 01/11/2015

The thing about The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made is that it is itself a bad movie.  In fact, it’s barely a YouTube video, with tepid commentary over clips from the selected films (or in many cases their trailers).  I really considered if this was even worth writing about.

But I’m really, really interested in bad movies and while this film doesn’t even cite its own authority in its selection, it still crafts a list.  Which I will save you ever needing to watch the “film” and copy out here for you.  I won’t parse the list, I’ll just give it to you.

1 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies (1967)*
2 Eegah! (1962)*
3 The Thing with Two Heads (1972)
4 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)*
5 Great White (1980)
6 The Killer Shrews (1959)*
7 Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)*
8 J.D.’s Revenge (1976)
9 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)*
10 The Crawling Hand (1963)
11 The Sorceress (1983)
12 The Crippled Masters (1982)
13 The Three Stooges in Orbit (1962)
14 Trog (1970)
15 Spider Baby (1964)*
16 Killers from Space (1954)*
17 Trial of Billy Jack (1974)
18 The Swinging Cheerleaders (1974)
19 Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961)
20 Snow White (1955)
21 The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy (1957)
22 Galaxy of Terror (1981)*
23 The Ape (1940)
24 Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952)
25 The Wild Women of Wongo (1958)
26 Leonard Part 6 (1987)
27 Xanadu (1980)
28 Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983)
29 Bride of the Monster (1955)*
30 Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971)*
31 Firebird 2015 A.D. (1981)
32 The Incredible Melting Man (1977)*
33 Robot Monster (1953)*
34 TNT Jackson (1975)
35 Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1968)
36 The Great Alligator (1979)
37 Greetings! (1968)
38 Black Belt Jones (1974)
39 They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968)
40 Howard the Duck (1986)*
41 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)*
42 The Creeping Terror (1964)
43 Frankenstein Conquers the World (1965)*
44 Ishtar (1987)
45 Voodoo Woman (1957)
46 The Fat Spy (1965)
47 Teenage Zombies (1960)
48 Troll (1986)
49 Mesa of Lost Women (1953)
50 Glen or Glenda (1953)*

* movies I’ve seen

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